I don’t feel good enough for the people I have crushes on.
Looks like my Saturday night is going to be IHOP and writing out a letter to my grandpa. Thanks a lot for being there ‘friends’
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
Why the hell can’t I find a girl who likes to read, have deep conversations, go to a bar, drink scotch/bourbon/whiskey, sing karaoke, and then make out/have sex to Rammstein songs
Also loves and wears flannel as much as I do